Artist: Utada Hikaru
Track: This is Love

a cute little predator i made yahoo
hickeys when i am not in a relationship:
disgusting. cover that shit up.
hickeys when i am in a relationship:
awww.. cute



wow dad you restrict your trans teenagers computer use which they in a very high degree use to vent about their oppression and find like minded because you chose to raise them in the worst possible city when it comes to lgbtq stuff

and then you get mad and call them a computer addict when they get annoyed

i wonder why


does yr father know about this tho

(Source: transtrendad)








back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

ugh guysThat was Zhuge Liang and it wasn’t tea, he sat down and played a chill song on his guqin. Zhuge Liang had such a reputation as calculating mastermind that his opponent assumed he had an ambush prepared and fucked off. It’s thought to be a fictional incident but the “empty fort strategy” does appear in the Thirty-Six Strategems, which is attributed to Zhuge Liang (who was a real person), so yeah. Other things Zhuge Liang was notable for include insulting his enemies with burns so sick that they literally died. (He did this more than once)Life Goals: Zhuge Liang

Oi Eren, stop smiling I’m trying to take a serious selfie.

i am sooooooo ereri deprived oh my god. the ereri thirst is so real right now jfc

shingeki-no-unicorns sent: You know my favorite part of anyone watching NGE is seeing their eventual breakdown over the end of the series. It's the best part.

i’ve watched the movies and not the series and it’s probably going to be a very, very interesting experience for everyone who follows me

Anonymous sent: please dont publish this (unless you really wanna say something i guess, i mean it is YOUR blog and an ask for YOU so w/e) but you're my tumblr kawaii crush ugu stay you please

anon comments like these help me feel good so forgive me for publishing it; i’m so flattered by it i don’t really know what to say, so yeah, haha. thank you!!

carmen confirmed for the sexiest name ever